Up Town la Konon...

Dear PREMIERS,

Ader la satu malam tu ak gi UPTOWN Sri Gombak dpan CIMB bank tu... ak pun Xcited(ingtkn nk mmborong la) ak ngan wallet berisi due kepping duit kertas hijau pekat daun sireh pun pegi la...

Ak pun drive la... bpak parking susa nk cari (sbnarnye senang) kt tmpat gelap ala2 tmpat bnyak perogol misteri tu.. wat bodo je la.. sape nk rogol ak pun..

Pastu ak pun msuk la Up Town tu.. ak ingtkn tmpat tu meriah.. HAH x de org.. adela beberape makhluk yg ader.. tpi ak brfikiran positive.. hhmm... da la x de org, busuk la tu.. bau mnyengat msuk idung ak.. bau jamban org x flush (bau longkang)...

X pe positive, kdai pun x bnyak sngat ader kedai baju bundle.. korank pasni jgan nk bli baju jename Topshop, Paul Smith or Polo.. berlambak2 kt sane.. kalo pkai dpan ak mmg ak tudo Up Town la..

Pastu ak pun tawap la.. ader 1 kedai ni tulis rawatan tradisional.. ak pun usha la.. rupenye2 die gune LINTAH tepek kt muke.. x lalu ak.. x caye ak ngan lintah tu..
kononnye nk hisap darah kotor.. rmai pompuan wat.. ak ingtkn pompuan filter darah kotor sebulan skali ke??.. ape cekeh nk gune lintah tu.. pastu pak cik tu bajet ala2 doktor homeopathy dtang kt ak kater 'dik cube dik'.. ak kate x pela.. 'muke tu bnyak jerawat, bole ilang'.. ak trus bla.. jgan ko hina jerawat ak.. ko ingat muke ko lawa sngat ye pak cik..

Pastu ader berlambak2 kedai jual Crocs.. semak tol.. no heart feeling sape pkai Crocs.. tpi rmai sngat.. bau getah and bau busuk tu wat ak pening.. Crocs pun kaler sumer standard je.. putih, biru and pink.. ak ckap org padahal ak pun bli satu..

Tu je la kedai yg ader..

p.s; Up Town tu okey tpi ak da pegi Up Town yg jauh lgi best so ble ak gi Sri Gombak nye cam nk trgelak guling2 atas latai..

Kara Okay...

Dear PREMIERS,

Ari ni bersamaan 18 May 2010.. ak bosan pastu ak online Facebook.. TUP TUP TUP.. Ain online..

die kater die rindu ak.. ak pun kater la ak jugak rindu (sumer org kater rindu ak, ajk kuar.. hhmm.. haram.. mcam2 alasan) tpi ak lyan je si Ain ni.. ak pun yo yo or je la ajk kuar pastu die agree..

TERKEJUT BERUK..

pastu plan punyer plan nk lpak Thaqwa lpas Asar..

hhmm.. okey la tu mmandangkn wallet ak pun tnggal syiling..

last minute tuka plan lpak Awwal..

jumpe Alyaa and Nab skali..

ak sorank je laki.. peduli ape ak...

lpas mencekik kiteorg pun gi la berkarok (karaoke) dkat karok jamban blakang Thaqwa sblah kedai India tu..

mule2 sume segan2 kucing pastu sume naek sheh...

dorank sumer nyanyi lgu pompuan yg slow2 tpi x pela suare dorank sedap..

ak pun teringin.. ak amik lagu Gemilang (bajet suare power) pastu ak melalak smpi serak2 suare..

abis je lagu dorank gelak sampai berair mate..

ak rase ak nyanyi cam Jaclyn Victor SEMBELIT...

tpi sedap ar..

nyanyi punyer nyanyi tnggal 2 lagu lgi...

aper lagi BERONGGENG la kiteorg..

dangdut Mas Idayu and Amelina..

pastu balik..

so, ak harap kiter bole berkarok lgi beramai2 coz seronok gile vavi..

<3

Traffic Light Hanjeng...

Dear PREMIERS,

Ader satu hari tu, ak bngun pagi.. tibe2.. ader traffic light baru kt Seri Gombak..

ak buat bodo je.. tpi traffic light ni bapak mnyusahkan ak.. pastu nk dsedapkn citer.. die wat bumper pulak.. mula2 ak puji la kerajaan pusat kononnye wat initiatif ni nk mmbantu..

rakyat..

satu ari tu ak kuar, nk sedapkn citer tibe2 toilet missed call ak.. ak pun tkanla pedal minyak sambil berpeluh2 ni.. ak da x nmpak da traffic light tu... tibe2 ad kete myvi hijau kat depan ak.. dier break nk stop coz lmpu merah.. ak da mncarut dlam kete maki hamun sume bende..

ak maki driver kete Myvi hijau yg bajet pemandu berhemah padahal die rendah keyakinan diri..

traffic light tu pun ak maki.. wakil rakyat pun ak salahkn.. developer.. sebut je la.. sumer ak maki.. ak maki sambil mnahan bende tu...

pas lampu hijau je... ak tkan minyak sampai bergegar kete ak.. tpi sebab terdesak punye pasal ak wat bodo je.. gegar pun gegarla.. janji sampai destinasi... pastu ak potong Myvi hijau tu.. intai muke die... ak raser cam dak Hillcrest tpi x la famous sangat... tpi lantak ar... pastu ak berjaya sampai ke destinasi and alhamdullilah sumer urusan berjalan ngan lancar..

tpi, ak still raser traffic light tu mnyusahkn ak...

saper yg wat traffic light tu memang tttuuuuttt...

Easy Money...

Dear PREMIERS,

If U guys involve in anything regarding about direct selling or multi level marketing, PLEASE do not ask any PREMIERS to join in coz we don't want any misunderstanding among us.

Kalo korank nk kaye, blaja dulu.. pas2 keje.. jgan nk wat direct selling coz it cannot be trusted..

IRC,BuluhEmas,Emall..

There are 3 reasons why u cnnot involve..

1. korank is still under parent's responsibility.. jgan gune duit MAK BAPAK korunk..

2. company tu cannot be trusted..

3. u guys will neglect korunk nyer study..

Tpi, kalo korunk da terinvolve make sure tny dis Question kt upline korunk..

1. company tu recognise by Bank Negara,

2. r u guys protected under Biro Hak Pengguna..

3. u guys mintak no ic dorank in case dorank mnipu...

Ok, dats all.. I'm very concerned coz many of PREMIERS were getting involve..

13 Jun 2010

Date:13 Jun 2010
Time:12pm-4pm
Place:Dewan Masjid Alkhairiyah,Seri Gombak
Event:Majlis kenduri kahwin Zul & Ika

Semua Premier's dijemput hadir!!!

love nab..

S & S..

Dear PREMIERs,

S and S sitting in a tree:

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes love,

then comes marriage,

then comes the baby in the golden carriage!

Who are the S's??

MoMo
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Welcome 2010...

Dear PREMIERs,

Have u guys watched Gossip Girl??
Well 2 make dis blog more saucy,
all da latest GOSSIP , NEWS & STORY will be posted here..
Just like in da Gossip Girl.

Subjects??

All about our fellow 2008 PREMIERs.
So 2 all "updaters" plis do not terminate any post I may write..
instead..
maki in chat box..

P.S. apologize for any inconvenient cause

MoMo
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